I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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