I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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