: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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