I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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