S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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