Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He shit in the fireplace
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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