this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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