Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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