Christians are straight up FREAKS
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Randomize
