Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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