It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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