i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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