Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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