we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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