Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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