White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
i believe in u and ur pee
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