Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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