Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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