Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My dick has a subreddit
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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