all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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