dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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