9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
