whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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