Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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