At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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