Its about making memories worth repressing
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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