Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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