There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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