I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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