My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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