Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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