There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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