I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
