smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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