just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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