this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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