Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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