the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
third nipple confirmed
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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