HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i dont even know how to be here
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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