I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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