Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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