Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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