He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
