Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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