carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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