Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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