69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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