So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Damn victory sex feels great
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