Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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