No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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