don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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