i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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