dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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