She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Dick very happy bro
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