no, he came in my armpit
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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