the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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two words: eviction party
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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