This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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